Doings of Learned Stupidities

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Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Word Coining

Despite my mother's best efforts, I like to coin words. Hence, my friends occasionally ask me to coin words for particular occasions. One recent entry in the Dictionary of Spinatorean Words and Phrases:

ouadidocracy, n., Gr. ouai [damn] + didein [give] + kratein [rule]

government by people who give a damn.

Why Not Another One

The Anglican Communion, n. Lat. Anglicana [English] + communio [commonality]

A group of autocephalic and autolaotic Christian Churches who recognize the Archbishop of Canterbury as their Bagehotic Patriarch of the North. The Anglican Communion also can be defined like a donut according to the procedure outlined in Simpson et al. (1990). In this case, the donut is faced in divided philocatholic and evangelical Protestant flavors and filled with a mainly creamy center infiltrated with a vexing stream of spongy jelly filling.

Citations
Simpson, Homer, Carl Carlson, and Leonard Leonard, "Mmmmwahhh, Donuts: The Modeling of Complex Structures as Forms of Donut, " Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Safety Office Technical Report #1, 1990.

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