I Miss Scav

I was re-reading my Judge's application. This item still kills me:

24. A meeting of the antient and honourable Thomas Burke Society will be held at 8 o’clock on Thursday in __________________. The Chair requests that ladies wear a suitable blouse and skirt and gentlemen wear suits and ties, but the Chair is a f&#%)*@ inanimate object and shan’t be heeded. The Chairman requests that ladies and gentlemen dress however they like, provided they wear a tie (or a noose). The Provostery, of course, will accept suitable donations, as long as they’re Scottish. The resolution for the evening will be: RESOLVED: Students at the University of Chicago Law School would make excellent anatomical subjects for students at the Pritzker School of Medicine. Short literary offerings would be welcome. We promise prizes...and much snapping of fingers. (1L+(2L/3L) pts.)

ESA(20070202.1)

P.B. Yeesh, it's Candlemas already. How did that happen?