Playstation War (All of the things that could happen in video games sadly happening in real life)
1. This is a Network Game: Helicopter and its two crew members missing fifty miles south of Baghdad. Iraqi TV shows helicopter crashed on the ground. Iraqis claim that it was shot down "by Kalashnikov-toting peasants." General Franks: "I know with some precision how many helicopters were shot down and ... those events did not occur as a result of farmers."
2. Secret Area Bonus: US soldiers discover single story sand-cast chemical plant near Baghdad. Contains booby traps. Built to be invisible to satellite photos. Hence, UN inspectors never found it.
3. Knocking the Boss Into Hot Lava Doesn't Kill Him Until the Last Level: Saddam Hussein addresses Iraqis , though it's hard to tell whether the address refers to current events.
ESA (20030324.1)
1. This is a Network Game: Helicopter and its two crew members missing fifty miles south of Baghdad. Iraqi TV shows helicopter crashed on the ground. Iraqis claim that it was shot down "by Kalashnikov-toting peasants." General Franks: "I know with some precision how many helicopters were shot down and ... those events did not occur as a result of farmers."
2. Secret Area Bonus: US soldiers discover single story sand-cast chemical plant near Baghdad. Contains booby traps. Built to be invisible to satellite photos. Hence, UN inspectors never found it.
3. Knocking the Boss Into Hot Lava Doesn't Kill Him Until the Last Level: Saddam Hussein addresses Iraqis , though it's hard to tell whether the address refers to current events.
ESA (20030324.1)
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