Parents
They're still here. Theoretically, they were supposed to leave yesterday afternoon or at least by dinner time.

universitates non dumque agunt in loco parentis
ergo parentes extra locum universitates agunt

I.e., The universities no longer act in place of parents,
therefore they drive the parents outside of the dorm.

Read the second line as some sort of Spanglish Latin concoction and there's a very funny joke in there, I assure you.

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